How retarded are you?

[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] i have choked on my own spit.

[] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidently caught something on fire.

[] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] ive caught myself drooling.

[] ive accidently caused an explosion.

[x] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out. (It happens. XD)

[] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (There ARE peple with long tongues and are flexible. I was very close to licking my elbow before, and I won't be surprised if someone else can do it.)

[] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle. (Does a skateboard count?)

[] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont. (FUCK CHAIN LETTERS. I can't believe people believe that shit. <_<

[] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[]ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[]ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[] i accidently break a lot of things.

[] my friends know not to use big words around me. (I AM the one using big words. XD)

[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

total score [17]

Once you get your answer multiply by three.

I am 51% Retarded!